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I admit, I like the look of this realistic cock, complete with bumps and veins. It’s not cute, it’s not pretty, but it’s sexy, and I do want to fuck it.

The Remote Control Dual Density Dildo is erect, firm on the inside, yet soft on the outside and it’s ready to go. Paloqueth sure managed to create a realistic looking dildo with this one. The product is made of eco-friendly and body safe silicone material, it’s rather quiet, waterproof and harness compatible.

Having said that, when it came to actually having sex with this thing it soon turned out to be one of the more challenging tasks I’ve come across as a sex toy reviewer. I honestly feel that this product would have been amazing if it only stuck to vibrating so I can play with it on my clit, or slide it inside me if I prefer. But it has a 360° motion function that makes it swirl around in a circle and is, therefore, more or less impossible to enjoy externally since it keeps missing its target. On the lowest setting, I managed to keep it in place, the soft swirling motions mimicking a tongue, but when I put any pressure on it the tip stopped moving altogether so my first session with the toy just left me frustrated.

This is my second toy from Paloqueth and the second one with the 360° function. (You can read my review of the Realistic Dildo Vibrator here) – and even though there are differences between the two, I feel that the main function of them being able to circle around like that is the one leaving me unsatisfied.

I’m not one to give up on a cock though

The suction cup on this thing is powerful; the toy will stay put and let you roughly man-handle it quite a bit, so this toy can be great if you want a good sturdy ride. The bathroom is not the most romantic place for a solo orgasm, but then again I have a feeling that this is not a romantic kind of toy. I straddled it in the bath and then used the remote control to try out the 10 different swirling patterns this dildo has to offer. It felt nice once inserted and due to the suction cup, you can enjoy some handsfree fun. I soon realized that I prefer using this toy when it’s turned off though. Keeping it simple and old-school. Some of its movement was a bit questionable, and it felt more like a weird robot dance happening inside me with moments of silence before abrupt rotations.

Measuring 7 inches in length with a modest circumference of 4 inches, Paloqueth writes that the toy also works for G-spot stimulation and prostate massaging and even though it’s flexible enough to reach my G-spot, the tip of the cock is too soft for my liking. I need more pressure.

But hey, I don’t expect my partner’s cock to vibrate or do the robot dance and therefore I think this is a great toy if you take that away. In fact, Paloqueth has designed that very product as well, called Dual Density Dildo, so if you don’t think swirling motion patterns are your thing, try that one instead!

To summarize this toy

I would say that I’ve now learnt I’m not a fan of the 360° motion function. But if you are, or if you want to try it for the first time I would recommend this guy. Based on the fact that you can simply turn it off and use the suction pad to enjoy some handsfree fun it is worth a trial even if you are unsure what you like. And for me, the realistic-looking finish makes it a product worth trying out regardless.