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The Auriga by Erocome: once again, I feel like I’ve been seduced by a pretty cock only to discover it was not what I wanted. I’ve tried yet another realistic looking vibrator. And with that, I’ve had yet another frustrating experience. 

Let’s start with the looks of this thing, I’m clearly that superficial since that’s what got me. The veins. The balls. The cock is beautiful. It is a tiny bit off-putting that it’s placed on a purple handle, but I was so willing to forgive that if this pretty piece would do a good job. And it seemed to have all the right qualifications; thrusting, vibration and a heating function.

The thrusting movements are OK I guess. But they just lack finesse. I want to be wowed by a good sex toy. I want it to make things alright if my partner is away. Because let me be honest here for a second; I cling to him like a backpack all night long for cuddles, kisses and warmth – no toy can do that for me. But If a sex toy can give me a mind-blowing orgasm it deserves to go in my best sex toy box (yes, I have several) – and this one doesn’t make the cut.

So what does it actually do?

It thrusts up and down inside you with the skill set of an inexperienced lover, which would be decent if the vibration would then blow my mind, but they seem to be mainly located in the balls and can, therefore, give no pin-point stimulation. It would be nice if the tip of the cock was vibrating on my clit, but it’s just not happening… You have to take the whole thing to feel the vibration and even then they are muffled and just not strong enough for me.

When it comes to the heating function I can’t seem to feel it. I’ve tried other toys that will warm up inside you which is actually quite nice, but this one doesn’t seem to work. Is it just located in the balls again?

So, once again I was left with a toy that actually works best when completely turned off. Then it actually does have some qualities beyond its pretty looks. Being very soft and flexible gives it the benefit of being able to reach and stimulate your favourite sensitive bits, and used as a dildo without any mechanical functions it also feels quite realistic and nice. The handle is soft and easy to grip to give you a sturdy control of the toy, and even if the buttons are well designed and easy to use I would stay away from them.

So this turned out to be another toy with too many functions that all need improvement, or another nice dildo if you just turn it off and want to enjoy the realistic look. If so, you’ll find it via Erocome’s website, or Amazone.  Oh, and whilst you’re browsing their stuff; take an extra look at their cock ring called Sagitta. I’m testing it with my partner to write a review and it seems to be a really good one!