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Let’s kick off the new year with a purple penis. Paloqueth sent me their realistic dildo vibrator to try out. The unique feature with this one is that the head has a 360-degree rotation setting, 9 rotation patterns and 9 vibration settings. But before we deep dive into its features and how they work let’s talk a little about the appearance.

The vibrator arrived in a discreet black box. It’s fully waterproof and comes with a USB charger that will take about 2 hours to fully charge. I’m honestly not sure yet how long that will last you, but it seems to be plenty.

Furthermore, it’s made from eco-friendly and body safe material and sits nicely in your hand with its ergonomic design.

I enjoy the look of this purple cock. It has veins on it, and the head can be bent into an S-shape for G-spot stimulation. BUT, when doing so the rotation does not work very well at all. Maybe I’m not meant to bend it all that much, but it’s a shame that it can’t be used like that. Having that said, I feel like this toy might just be better without the rotations and vibrations, but more about that a little later.

The rotation setting itself has 9 different patterns. Why anyone would want it in a salsa pattern I do not know, but it’s there. It also comes with additional 9 vibration settings, which gives you a total of 81 different combinations to play with!

The toy is designed to stimulate your clit, G-spot, prostate, nipples and other erogenous zones, and it does so with varied success.

So how does it feel?

Lubed up (use water-based lube), with an ever so slight rotation on my clit, the toy feels nice. Like a soft session of oral sex. The toy is smooth and the rotation function tickles you in all the right places this way. Once inside, however, the rotation doesn’t do much for me any more. It’s now too soft for me to fully enjoy. With a stronger setting, the toy doesn’t give much pleasure to my clit, since it misses the target so to speak. I thought this would feel better inside me, but at times I felt like the head wasn’t able to fully rotate, but rather get stuck…

It’s nice to use it with only the vibration setting on, an then you may bend it whatever way you like, but the vibrations are not high enough for me. I’ve said it before and I’ll say but again; I need STRONG vibrations. But if you enjoy a softer tickling sensation then this way of playing with the vibrator will probably do you wonders.

It is said to be whisper quiet but is not. I don’t mind really, my neighbours won’t hear it, but if you live with other people whom you don’t want to share your sex life, then perhaps bring it into the shower or bath with you, or play on the lower settings.

And hey, sometimes no vibrations at all is the best thing. As a dildo, I think it works well. A little more girth would have been nice, but it still does the job, and I love the fact that I can bend it. So thrusting without turning it on has been my favourite part of playing with it.

Final words on the Paloqueth Realistic Dildo Vibrator

I want stronger vibrations and for it to actually rotate with no issues when bent into my preferred shape. Since the highlighted feature is the 360-degree rotation setting and I don’t feel that it’s working as well as it could, I’m not giving this toy the highest score. But I will use it again switched off, as a pleasant dildo, and I will use it on my clit, with only the smallest rotation for that soft oral sex feeling. And since it’s my only vibrator that actually can rotate like that, I shall treasure it.